The Next Best Thing to Being There
A ConcertMaster is a breakthrough new consumer electronic product that is taking the world by storm. ConcertMasters were made possible by the recent Agreement on the Allocation of Outer Space and the placement of a new communications satellite in special orbit.
ConcertMasters look like a MP3 player, or personal radio with headphones. But unlike a regular MP3 player, ConcertMasters provide simultaneous broadcast of live rock and roll concerts from anywhere in the world! With ConcertMaster, there are no more exorbitant ticket prices, waiting in line for days, or traveling miles to hear your favorite rock star. Now, in the comfort of your own home, car, or favorite park, you and all your friends with ConcertMasters can enjoy the latest concerts with full high fidelity, live!